Birthdays

It is official.  As of last Sunday I am yet another year older and pretty sure not any wiser.  I am starting to wonder if I will ever have a birthday where I am not painfully aware of each new wrinkle.  Isn't there some sort of government program out there where I can opt out of all future birthdays?  I can still age, but just not have a single day marking the turning of another year.  A day where I am forced to reflect on how I have more aches and pains and am not nearly as wise as I had expected to be.  On the bright side I have 361 more days until I have to think about all of this again!